Just a good Christian zombie housewife.
From the South.
Oh, that not good enough for ya?
In a Laura Ashley dress.
Work with me, here.
(I have two of them)
But go on ahead and enjoy it while ya got it.
I'm not usually this much of an exhibitionist.
This total tea party dress, that is.
Yea, time for a quick game of chase. The paparazzi can wait.
(Er, I mean my husband holding a camera out of obligation.)
Yeah, I used "Er"...so what?!! I'm bringing it back, ya'll!!
They're gonna get the hug of their life!!
From "zombie mommie"! ("Ew....Scerrrwwwyyyy!!!")
Hubby said not to "scare the kids". Isn't that sad?
It's not like I'm a banker or Wall Street douchebag or something.
This is honest work.
I mean it's only corn syrup.
Generic corn syrup.
This is actually worse parenting for him to be allowed to taste this concoction. Which is in most candy he would be allowed to eat at any given birthday party. So no, I won't be feeling bad that the kids saw "zombie mommie."